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Give War A Chance viewership reaches critical mass!

Jeev Jago Studios is humbled to report that its premiere YouTube video has been viewed by a significant portion of the earth's human population (0.000003% or about 200 of 6.5 billion people). What to speak of the inestimable number of cats, dogs, ferrets, iguanas, parakeets, hamsters, cockroaches, termites, etc. that have undoubtedly watched along with their human housemates. With an initial success of such magnitude there is only thing for Tom and Jeeves to do: forge ahead with their next magnum opus, Postmodern Times.

Hasta la vista, Vista

And forge ahead they will despite suffering temporary setbacks, unforeseen obstacles, and technical glitches. Just last week Tom admitted to having an illicit affair with an alluring femme fatale, none other than Madame Vista herself. Needless to say, upgrading to a new Microsoft operating system so soon after its release is a dangerous affair indeed. One sure to cause a myriad of distresses, technical as well as emotional. Without getting into all the gory details of how Tom's sordid software infidelity has affected his family, Jeev Jago Studios sadly reports that the editing of Postmodern Times ground to a halt on Friday. But it will take forces much greater than Bill Gates and his sinister software engineers to stop Tom and Jeeves from completing their cyber-creations of enlightening entertainment. Stay tuned . . .