Welcome to Postmodern Times

As luck has it, today is 07/07/07 or 7-7-7, depending on how you like your numbers. And what a lucky day it is, depending on how you like our latest video Postmodern Times.

CREDITS:

Cast (in order of appearance)
Janaka Rishi Maxwell
Krishna and Balarama Rodriguez
Krishna Dhama Rico
Jishnu and Krishangi Allin
Poppy
Radha Kunda Allard

Cinematography and
Assistant Director
Manu Kaseder

Original Score
Kevin MacLeod

Dog Wrangler
Devaki Solomon

Maritime Services
Dude Overboard!

Catering
Amaradha Saona
Devaki Solomon
Lokasaksini Chapaprieta

Special Thanks
Tosan Krishna Allin
Laksmi Nrsimha Pugliese
Lokasaksini Chapaprieta
Rodriguez Family
Gaura Shakti Allin
Kesisudana Allard

Written, Directed,
and Edited by
Jeeves McAtman
Tom Spence

Filmed on Location
in Florida at the
Santa Fe River and
San Felasco Hammock

DISCLAIMERS:

No animals or actors
were harmed in the
production of this movie,
and only two hats were lost.

Any resemblance
to actual persons or
electronic devices
is purely coincidental.

Jeev Jago Studios
&
Pop Goes the
Gita Productions

MMVII

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